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KHODA



FULL NAME: Khoda Jordi Wildback
AGE: 34
ETHNICITY: Born in ohio, pretends he's australian
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 194 lbs
EYE COLOR: Brown
FAVORITE FOOD: Chicken
FIGHTING STYLE: Can't Fight
PERSONAL QUOTE: "CRAIKE!!! ME NUTS!!"
LOVE INTEREST: Unknown (Perv)
HOBBIES: Doccumenting strange and exotic creatures. A.K.A. Taking nudie pics of random people.
BIO: Born in Ohio and raised on crocadile dundee movies, Khoda Wildback grew to own his own TV show complete with fake accent and Hat with fake animal teeth.